Hannibal Buress

"Solitude is just loneliness with better PR."

"Kindness is underrated because people are the worst."

"Strength is looking strong even when you're falling apart inside."

"Fear is just anxiety that finally admitted what it is."

"Power is what you have when everyone else thinks you do."

"Death is the only guaranteed success story."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better narrative."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before you lose it."

"Creativity is just mistakes you're confident about."

"Justice is what rich people call whatever outcome they want."

"Leadership is convincing people you know what you're doing."

"Sometimes wisdom is just knowing when to shut up and let things happen."

"I've never met a problem that couldn't be made worse with honesty."

"Happiness is a choice, which means I choose poorly every day."

"The pursuit of success is like chasing your shadow—you're always behind."

"Friendship is when you don't have to explain your weird behavior."

"Love is chaos with better intentions."

"Family is the people who know all your flaws and still show up sometimes."

"Life gets better when you lower your expectations significantly."

"Change is the only thing that's actually permanent, which is depressing."

"Hope is believing things will work out when everything suggests otherwise."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's fear with worse decision-making."

"Wisdom is knowing the difference between alone and lonely, I think."

"Work is where you pretend to be productive for money you'll spend on therapy."

"Money doesn't solve problems, it just buys better distractions."

"Health is a lifestyle choice that takes all the fun out of living."

"Education teaches you everything except how to be happy with what you learned."

"Knowledge makes you aware of how much you don't know, which is the worst."

"Time is a construct and also moving too fast simultaneously."

"Truth hurts, lying is exhausting, silence is golden."