Hannibal Buress

"Freedom is doing whatever you want until you realize your choices were bad."

"Peace is rare and probably overrated anyway."

"Nature is beautiful from far away and annoying up close."

"Art is subjective, which means I can call anything art and you can't prove me wrong."

"Science proves that most of what we do is pointless."

"Music is the only thing that makes sense when nothing else does."

"Faith is believing in something without evidence, so basically like hope."

"Leadership is just manipulation with charisma."

"Dreams are your brain's way of showing you what you can't have."

"Humor is just pain repackaged as funny stories."

"Beauty is whatever you find beautiful, unless it's weird then we'll judge you."

"Death is the only appointment you can't reschedule."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept reality."

"Gratitude is nice but thankfulness is exhausting."

"Creativity is breaking rules you didn't know existed."

"Justice is whatever the loudest person believes."

"Patience is what old people call laziness."

"Kindness is hard when most people are terrible."

"Strength is pretending you're okay when you're not."

"Fear is just your body being honest about the situation."

"Power is having people do things because they think you matter."

"Adventure is travel when you don't know what you're doing."

"Imagination is the only escape from reality that's free."

"Technology was supposed to make life easier, plot twist: it didn't."

"History is just old news that nobody learned from."

"Philosophy is thinking about thinking, which is its own problem."

"Literature is someone else's diary that you have to read for school."

"Politics is conflict that pretends to be productive."

"Motivation is temporary, strategy is permanent, laziness is eternal."

"Inspiration is what you call procrastination when it works out."