Herb Kazzaz

"Happiness is temporary and overrated anyway."

"Success without someone to envy you for it is just wealth."

"Friends are just family you haven't written out of your will yet."

"Parents are the original bullies—they have all the power."

"Hope is what kills you slower than despair."

"Courage is often just stupidity with good timing."

"Change is the only constant, which is why I resist it constantly."

"School taught me nothing I've ever used, except how to fake sick."

"Knowledge is useful only if you can monetize it."

"Time flies when you're having fun and drags when you're not."

"Truth is subjective, especially on camera."

"Freedom is just having enough money to ignore your problems."

"Peace is what you get when you stop caring about everything."

"I'd rather be in an air-conditioned studio than commune with nature."

"Art is what you call something when you can't explain it."

"Science can't explain why I'm still relevant."

"Music is just noise that makes you feel something."

"Faith is believing things will work out when clearly they won't."

"A leader is someone people follow because they're too afraid not to."

"Work is just a slow death with paychecks."

"Dreams die when you wake up, which is why I sleep as much as possible."

"Beauty is skin deep, and I've got skin deep down to my core."

"Death is the ultimate cancellation."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept failure."

"Gratitude is great until you remember all the people who screwed you."

"Creativity dies the moment you have to explain it to a network executive."

"Justice is a performance for the people watching."

"Patience is for people waiting for good things that will never come."

"Kindness is wasted on most people anyway."

"True strength is knowing when to cry and doing it alone."