Hermes

"Life is what you make of it, so make it count!"

"I appreciate the little things in life, mon."

"I'm powered by love, coffee, and spite."

"Remember where you came from, and it'll guide where you're going."

"The best investment you can make is in yourself."

"Perseverance ain't always pretty, but it works."

"I'm here, I'm still standing, and I ain't going anywhere!"

"That's what I'm talking about, mon! Pure excellence!"

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth! That's the best news I've heard all week!"

"Mon, if I don't survive, tell my wife... hello."

"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!"

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard."

"I'm 36 percent titanium!"

"When will that be? Soon."

"Bureaucracy is my business. And business is good."

"Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"I'm gonna have to ask you to pay a fine."

"That's a lie! But not like when we lied about the radiation."

"One day, I'll own this company and the planet it orbits!"

"I've faced worse odds than these. I'm not afraid of anything."

"True friendship means telling people what they don't want to hear."

"You can't expect me to be happy about losing a day's work."

"I've seen a lot of things in my life, and this ranks somewhere near the middle."

"That's it! I'm going home where I belong, working on my filing system."

"Every decision I make is the right one because I make it."

"The answer is no. Always and forever, no."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Take me to your leader! Oh wait, that's you."

"Kif, I've mated with a woman! Inform the men."