Hermes

"You're not a moron. You're only a case manager."

"I am the man of the family, and I say you're still grounded!"

"Sweet grandmother of macadamia nuts!"

"I've seen a lot of strange things, but I ain't never seen anything to make me doubt my lust for life."

"That's the problem with the youth of today. They have no respect."

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Nothing in this world is certain except death and taxes."

"I have a little secret. Come here."

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

"I'm going to go home and download some more stuff."

"You see, Fry, Leela, Bender, we are not bending unit, we are family!"

"Everything's coming up Hermes!"

"That's the beauty of bureaucracy, everyone's a little bit crooked."

"Have you ever thought of just not being a moron?"

"I'll be filing my nails. Don't file your nails at me!"

"This office has a very strict filing system, and I intend to maintain it."

"The only thing that keeps me sane is my filing system."

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. But then you're all sweaty."

"I'm the number one guy. I'm the only guy!"

"Don't get me started on the state of paperwork today."

"My momma's so fine. She's got a body like the number 8."

"I need to make sweet love to my file cabinet."

"That's not a regulation-issue paperclip!"

"I'm gonna take a short break and reorganize my thoughts."

"Knowledge is power, and I am all-powerful."

"Change is inevitable, but my filing system never will be."

"I believe in hard work, dedication, and three-ring binders."

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades. And organize them."

"Life is a marathon, not a sprint. But you still gotta file."

"Love is like a good filing system. It requires attention and care."