Hermes

"That's why I always say: Expect the worst, file accordingly."

"I've learned that the key to happiness is a well-organized workspace."

"Friendship means being honest, even when it's about your paperwork."

"The path to success is paved with good intentions and better organization."

"I'm not just a bureaucrat, I'm an artist of administration."

"Every problem has a solution. Usually it involves filing."

"Time is money, and money needs to be filed in triplicate."

"I take pride in my work, and my work takes pride in me."

"The truth will set you free, but first it needs to be categorized."

"Freedom isn't free. It costs tax dollars and careful documentation."

"Peace comes to those who understand the importance of proper filing."

"Nature may be beautiful, but it's also disorganized."

"Music is wonderful, but not when it disturbs my filing rhythm."

"Science proves that organization leads to better results."

"History shows that great civilizations had great record-keepers."

"Philosophy teaches us that order is the basis of society."

"Education is important, but so is proper documentation of that education."

"Politics would work better if politicians understood filing systems."

"War could be prevented with better interdepartmental communication."

"Imagination is great, but it should still be filed away properly."

"Technology is wonderful, but it's no substitute for a good filing cabinet."

"Dreams are important, but so is the paperwork to achieve them."

"Gratitude is what you feel when your files are perfectly organized."

"Creativity flourishes in an organized environment."

"Justice requires proper documentation and careful record-keeping."

"Patience is a virtue, especially when filing large quantities of paper."

"Kindness means helping others organize their lives."

"Strength comes from knowing where everything is at all times."

"Power is meaningless without proper administrative infrastructure."

"Money follows those who keep good financial records."