Jack Donaghy

"Technology is the future, and the future is now."

"History repeats itself for those who don't learn from it."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking."

"Literature is a window into the soul."

"War is peace. Peace is war."

"Justice is blind, but I have 20/20 vision."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness I can't afford."

"Peace is just the absence of winning."

"Nature is indifferent to human suffering."

"Dreams are just lies we tell ourselves."

"Perseverance is the only true success."

"Gratitude is the attitude of the grateful."

"Creativity is intelligence having fun."

"Power is the greatest aphrodisiac."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is better."

"Adventure is for people without responsibilities."

"Imagination is more important than facts."

"Death is the only certainty in life."

"Motivation comes from within, or not at all."

"Inspiration is 10% perspiration and 90% desperation."

"Love is a four-letter word that ruins careers."

"Solitude is the price of greatness."

"I don't believe in luck, only in hard work and nepotism."

"The only acceptable answer is yes."

"Mediocrity is for people without ambition."

"I'm not the best at my job, I'm the only one at my job."

"Time is money, and money is happiness."

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you angry."

"Freedom is the right to do what I want."

"Happiness is a choice for those with options."