Jack Donaghy

"Life is what you make it, assuming you make it well."

"Wisdom comes from experience, preferably someone else's."

"Courage is doing the right thing when no one is watching."

"I have very strong opinions that I'm not afraid to share."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. But destinations are nice too."

"The only way to fail is to try something new."

"I believe in myself more than I believe in God."

"Business is like a chess match, and I'm the queen."

"Networking is just making friends for profit."

"The real estate market is always a good investment."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time."

"I demand respect, even if I haven't earned it."

"The customer is always right, unless they're wrong."

"Love is a luxury brand for people with excess time."

"Family reunions are a necessary evil."

"Friendship is a business arrangement between two people."

"Education is important, but connections are better."

"Hope is the enemy of progress."

"Courage without fear is just stupidity."

"Change is the only constant in the business world."

"I have a very particular set of skills."

"Technology will replace us all eventually."

"History is written by the victorious."

"Philosophy is an excuse for not working."

"Books are the past's way of talking to us."

"Politics is the art of the possible."

"War is peace, and I am at peace with myself."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"Kindness costs nothing, which is why I don't practice it."

"Peace is for people without ambition."