Jack Donaghy

"I don't believe in luck. Only calculated risk and perfect hair."

"The most valuable currency is a firm handshake and a better offer."

"Life's too short to work with people you don't respect. Fire them instead."

"Success is the best revenge, but money is the best everything."

"I'm going to be honest with you. I'm voting for you."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Success is not a zero-sum game. Everyone can win."

"I don't have time for your tears. I have a 3 PM."

"Live every week like it's Shark Week."

"The key to a great relationship is honesty, trust, and communication."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a really nice boat."

"I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy who really, really loves his job."

"Change is inevitable, but excellence is optional."

"Leadership is about making tough decisions and standing by them."

"Knowledge is power, and power is what I need more of."

"Family is everything. Everything else is just noise."

"True friendship means telling someone the hard truth."

"Education is the foundation of all success."

"Never apologize for wanting more from life."

"The market rewards the bold and punishes the weak."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking and negative self-talk."

"Patience is a virtue I simply don't have time for."

"Strength comes from discipline and self-control."

"Fear is just the opposite of courage."

"Hope is for people who don't have a plan."

"Beauty fades, but power lasts forever."

"Art is what separates us from the animals."

"Music is the language of the gods."

"Science is truth, everything else is just opinion."

"Faith without works is dead."