Jackie Burkhart

"Friendship is having someone to judge people with."

"Advice is best given when you're absolutely certain you're right."

"Adventure is fun until your shoes get dirty."

"Creativity is making boring things fabulous."

"Justice is getting the last word and the best outfit."

"Patience ends when I get bored."

"Kindness is telling your friend she has bad breath before others notice."

"Strength is staying beautiful even on your worst day."

"Fear of missing out is the only real fear."

"Power is having everyone want to be your friend."

"Money is just a way to measure how fabulous you are."

"Health is looking good, which is basically the same thing."

"Dreams should always include shopping and romance."

"Humor is the best way to get out of trouble."

"Truth is relative, but fashion is eternal."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want whenever you want."

"Peace is a quiet moment alone with your mirror."

"Nature is beautiful, but so are air-conditioned malls."

"Art is anything I decide is artistic."

"Faith in myself has never let me down."

"Change is inevitable, but so is my ability to adapt."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just blonde."

"A girl has to look out for herself because nobody else will."

"Happiness is a new outfit and a cute boy to show it off to."

"Life's too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you really cute shoes."

"True friendship means telling someone when their outfit doesn't work."

"Success is being the most popular girl in school."

"You have to be brave enough to be yourself, even if people judge you."

"Family might drive you crazy, but they're always there for you."