Jackie Burkhart

"Real friends tell you when you look fat in something."

"Patience is for people without credit cards."

"Why be mediocre when you can be fabulous?"

"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-maintained."

"Forgiveness is easier when the other person buys you something nice."

"Life happens, but my hair should always be perfect."

"Love is great, but have you felt cashmere?"

"I believe in spreading happiness... and gossip."

"Courage is doing what you want despite what others think."

"Every problem can be solved with the right attitude and outfit."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest in a fashionable way."

"Dream big, but always dream in designer labels."

"Success is 10% hard work and 90% looking good."

"Peace of mind costs extra, but it's worth it."

"I don't follow trends, I create them."

"Freedom means being able to shop whenever you want."

"Art is anything that makes you feel something, like a really good sale."

"Music should match your mood and your outfit."

"Faith in yourself is the best accessory you can wear."

"Hard work is for people who aren't naturally talented."

"I may not have all the answers, but I look good not knowing."

"Motivation is when someone compliments your appearance."

"Adventure is great as long as there's a five-star hotel involved."

"Imagination is wonderful, but reality with money is better."

"Health is important, but not as important as looking healthy."

"Perseverance is staying committed to your hairstyle."

"Gratitude means appreciating when someone recognizes your fabulousness."

"Creativity is just knowing how to mix patterns and still look amazing."

"Justice should be served with impeccable presentation."

"Philosophy is deciding between two equally fabulous options."