Jackie Burkhart

"Intelligence is knowing what to say and when to say it."

"Time flies when you're having fun and shopping."

"Power looks best in pink."

"Education is important, but so is networking and looking cute."

"Work should be something you love, or at least that pays well."

"Strength is maintaining your composure when your nail breaks."

"Fear is just a sign you're about to do something fabulous."

"I don't do solitude, I do parties."

"Beauty comes from within, but also from a really good moisturizer."

"Death would be so tragic, especially if I wasn't ready with a good outfit."

"Wisdom is knowing when to laugh at your own mistakes."

"Kindness is complimenting someone when they've made an effort."

"Relationships require communication, compromise, and occasional shopping trips."

"History is just old people's gossip."

"Politics should be more fashionable."

"War is ugly, and I don't do ugly."

"Hope is that feeling you get when you spot a sale sign."

"I'm not conceited, I'm just confident in my abilities."

"Lies are only acceptable if they make you sound better."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Family is forever, but friends can be whenever you want."

"Leadership means everyone wants to follow your style."

"Technology is great if it has a camera for selfies."

"Literature should be easy to read and fun to discuss."

"Science proves that I'm right most of the time."

"Inspiration comes from looking in the mirror."

"Motivation is an outfit that makes you feel invincible."

"Love is wonderful, but only with the right person in the right place."

"Happiness is a new pair of shoes, every single time."

"Success means people know your name and respect your style."