"This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me"
Humor
"I'm not shallow, I just have standards"
Wisdom
"That is so embarrassing"
Humor
"I can't believe you would do that to me"
Relationships
"You need to get your life together"
Motivation
"I'm like, way too good for you"
Strength
"That's what friends are for, I guess"
Friendship
"I would never forgive myself if I looked like that"
Beauty
"You're being such a loser right now"
Humor
"I deserve to be treated like a princess"
Strength
"That's like, so not what I needed today"
Humor
"I'm way too pretty to be dealing with this"
Beauty
"You know, I actually have feelings too"
Truth
"I can't help it if I'm fabulous"
Beauty
"That was like, totally uncalled for"
Justice
"I'm not being difficult, I'm being realistic"
Wisdom
"You guys are like, my family"
Family
"I would never let myself go like that"
Health
"That is so not happening"
Humor
"I'm way above your level"
Strength
"You need to learn how to treat a lady"
Kindness
"That's so cool, I'm like, totally jealous of myself right now."
Humor
"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-maintained."
Beauty
"Ew, that's like, so not happening."
Humor
"My hair is like, my best feature. Well, that and my boobs."
Beauty
"I don't do manual labor, my nails are like, a work of art."
Art
"Shopping is like, my cardio."
Health
"You can't just like, dump a guy like that. There's a procedure."
Relationships
"I'm way too pretty to have real problems."
Humor
"Like, duh, that's obvious."
Knowledge