"That is so not fair. I'm like, the victim here."
Justice
"I need new shoes. Like, yesterday."
Time
"Being blonde is like, a full-time job."
Work
"I'm not mean, I'm just honest. And if that hurts your feelings, that's not my fault."
Truth
"Why would I want to learn something when I can just look cute?"
Education
"That's like, so last season."
Change
"I don't know what you're talking about, but whatever you did, it wasn't me."
Humor
"My daddy says I'm like, a princess, and princesses don't do chores."
Family
"I'm like, way too important for that."
Power
"That's so not cool. Like, at all."
Humor
"I would rather die than wear something that cheap."
Money
"You're like, so not my type. My type is rich."
Relationships
"I don't have time for this. I have a manicure appointment."
Time
"That dress makes you look like, so fat."
Humor
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for important things."
Motivation
"Like, hello? Is anyone actually listening to me?"
Patience
"That's so sad. I almost feel bad for you. Almost."
Kindness
"I would never do that. That's like, so not me."
Truth
"Daddy always says, 'Jackie, you're too good for this place.'"
Inspiration
"I'm like, totally over this whole thing."
Change
"That is like, the worst idea I've ever heard. And I've heard some bad ones."
Wisdom
"I only date guys who can afford me."
Money
"You know what? I don't care. Like, at all."
Freedom
"That's so embarrassing. I can't even look at you right now."
"I'm like, way too cool for this."
"My life is like, so complicated. You wouldn't understand."
Life
"That guy is like, totally cute. But he's poor, so like, no."
Money
"I have like, a million better things to do."
Time
"You're like, so not invited to my party."
Friendship
"That is like, so not happening. Ever."
Courage