Jackie Burkhart

"I'm like, literally dying right now. This is like, so not fair."

"That's so sweet. But like, no."

"I don't do ugly. Like, at all."

"This is like, the worst day of my entire life."

"I'm like, way too important to be treated like this."

"You know what I love? Money. And shoes. And shopping."

"That is like, so not cool, and I'm like, totally mad about it."

"I would rather be dead than be seen with you."

"Like, duh! Of course I'm right. I'm always right."

"That's so not fair! Like, I can't even deal with this right now."

"I'm like, the most important person here. Get used to it."

"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of."

"Ew, Wisconsin."

"A girl's gotta have her priorities straight, and shopping is number one."

"I don't do windows, I don't do dishes, and I certainly don't do basements."

"Daddy says money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a new wardrobe, which is basically the same thing."

"Why would I want to go out when I have everything I need right here?"

"I'm like, way too pretty to have a real job."

"Beauty is a gift, and I'm just sharing it with the world."

"Friendships are important, but designer shoes are importanter."

"I may be shallow, but at least I'm honest about it."

"Life's too short to wear last season's clothes."

"Love is great, but it shouldn't mess up your hair."

"I'm not mean, I'm just selective about who deserves my time."

"Popularity is the most important thing in high school."

"A woman should always look her best, even if she's just going to the grocery store."

"If you're not the best at something, why even bother?"

"Daddy always says that Jackie Burkhart deserves the best."

"I don't understand why anyone would choose to be average."

"Fashion is my passion, my love, and my life."