Jacqueline White

"Creativity is fine if it results in something you can sell."

"Justice is whatever my lawyer says it is."

"Patience is a virtue I've never needed to develop."

"Kindness is important, preferably to people who can help you."

"Strength comes from good breeding and better moisturizer."

"Fear is what servants feel."

"Power is the only thing worth having, besides money."

"Money talks, and frankly, I can't hear anyone else."

"Health is important, especially when you can afford private doctors."

"Adventure is something you read about in the Times."

"Imagination is for people without real resources."

"Technology is useful when it serves me."

"History is what happens to other people."

"Philosophy is boring. Does anyone want a mimosa?"

"Literature is fine if it's published in a prestigious edition."

"Politics are discussed at certain times by certain people."

"War is dreadful, but the defense contracts are quite profitable."

"Motivation comes from expecting things to be done immediately."

"Inspiration is what I feel when I get a new handbag."

"Relationships require compromise. I don't compromise."

"Solitude is just being alone with better furniture."

"A lady never admits her age, her weight, or her feelings."

"Children should be seen, heard from occasionally, and funded eternally."

"The secret to a good marriage is separate bank accounts and separate bedrooms."

"Happiness is a second marriage to someone richer than the first."

"Success is never having to say 'I'm sorry' because you have a lawyer."

"True friends are those who pretend not to notice your plastic surgery."

"The key to family harmony is having enough money that everyone minds their own business."

"Hope is a luxury item I purchase occasionally."

"Real courage is admitting you need a new face."