Jane Lane

"Power is an illusion. Everything is chaos."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy art supplies."

"Adventure is just another word for being lost."

"Imagination is the only escape from reality."

"Technology won't save us. Nothing will."

"History repeats itself because people are idiots."

"I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of living."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"I'm grateful for nothing. Gratitude is weakness."

"Creativity is just organized chaos."

"Justice is a fairy tale told to children."

"The only thing certain in life is disappointment."

"Everybody is stupid except me."

"I'd rather die than be seen in public with you."

"Art class is just an excuse for me to sit around and not participate."

"Fashion is a weapon. Use it wisely."

"Normal is a setting on the washing machine."

"Life is short. Make fun of people while you still can."

"I'm not anti-social, I'm just selective about who I waste my time on."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about... wait, that's not right."

"Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative."

"I don't do relationships. They require too much honesty and effort."

"School is where they keep all the crazy people."

"The key to life is finding something you hate slightly less than everything else."

"I'm drawing this to express my inner turmoil, not to win a popularity contest."

"Friendship is like a jar of pickles. Once you open it, things get weird."

"I don't believe in happy endings. I believe in endings."

"Fashion is just a conspiracy to make us feel bad about ourselves."

"The only thing I believe in is my art and sleeping until noon."

"People are inherently stupid. It's just a matter of degrees."