Jane Lane

"Strength is knowing when to walk away."

"Kindness is just weakness disguised as virtue."

"Gratitude is something I'm not naturally inclined toward."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"Health is something overweight people obsess about."

"Adventure is just trouble with better marketing."

"Imagination is the only escape route from reality."

"Justice is a concept invented by people who lost."

"Peace is boring. Conflict has more personality."

"Nature is what happens when nobody's watching."

"Science is just organized curiosity."

"Faith is for people who don't want to think."

"Leadership is the burden of the incompetent."

"Work is what people do to avoid living."

"Hope is just disappointment delayed."

"I'm allergic to earnestness."

"Daria and I don't fit in, but at least we're superior."

"The worst punishment is being forced to care."

"I'd rather be miserable alone than happy with people."

"Happiness is just the period between disappointments."

"I'm not lazy, I'm energy-efficient."

"Creativity is what happens when boredom reaches critical mass."

"Society requires conformity, which is why I reject society."

"The truth is overrated. Sarcasm is underrated."

"Life would be better if everyone just left me alone."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my eyes see mediocrity."

"I draw to quiet the voices in my head."

"School is a holding pattern for people waiting to be relevant."

"Fashion crimes should be punishable by death."

"The universe is meaningless, which is kind of freeing."