Jane Lane

"The truth is always disappointing."

"Freedom is the right to be left alone."

"Peace is just the absence of annoying people."

"Nature is beautiful until you have to be outside in it."

"Art is whatever I say it is, and right now I'm not saying much."

"Science proves that everything is ultimately futile."

"Music is the best way to express emotions you can't articulate."

"Faith is believing in things despite evidence to the contrary."

"Leadership is just manipulation with a better name."

"Work is what people do to avoid thinking about their lives."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of reminding you that reality sucks."

"Humor is the only sane response to an insane world."

"Beauty is subjective, and most people's taste is terrible."

"Death is the only guaranteed escape from a biology test."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept defeat, which is stupid but necessary."

"Gratitude is for people with nothing better to complain about."

"Creativity is just plagiarism that hasn't been caught yet."

"Justice is what rich people call it when they win."

"Patience is a virtue for people with nothing to do."

"Kindness is usually just manipulation disguised as caring."

"Strength is getting through another day without saying what you actually think."

"Fear is just common sense applied to the future."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is absolutely boring."

"Money is the only thing that matters, which is depressing."

"Health is just a slow way to die."

"Adventure is just chaos with better marketing."

"Imagination is what separates us from rocks, barely."

"Technology is making us dumber and more connected simultaneously."

"History is just a bunch of people making the same mistakes repeatedly."

"Philosophy is asking questions that can't be answered, which is oddly satisfying."