Jane Lane

"I'm not cynical, I'm just well-informed."

"Daria's the only person worth knowing in this school."

"I'd rather be thought of as weird than ordinary."

"Talent is wasted on people who have to work for a living."

"Intelligence is a curse disguised as a gift."

"The only good thing about being a teenager is the angst."

"Popular is just another word for tolerable."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm just pro-peace and quiet."

"Daria gets me. Everyone else is background noise."

"Art is my therapy. Which means I probably need actual therapy."

"The problem with people is that they exist."

"I'd survive the apocalypse. Everyone else wouldn't stand a chance."

"Sarcasm is my first language. Everything else is a dialect."

"I don't fit in anywhere, and I've made peace with that."

"The only constant in life is my hatred of change."

"Drawing is cheaper than bail."

"I'm not afraid of death. Life is worse."

"I don't believe in life. Life is just something that happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"Romance is dead. It was killed by a politician."

"The key to understanding the universe is that everything is pointless."

"Happiness is just a chemical imbalance in the brain anyway."

"Success is for people who lack the imagination to be depressed."

"Friends are just people you haven't disappointed yet."

"Family is nature's way of keeping you humble."

"Hope is just a word people use when they have nothing better to do."

"Courage is usually just stupidity with better PR."

"Change happens whether you like it or not, mostly because people are idiots."

"Education is the process of becoming more aware of how little you know."

"Knowledge is power, but power is usually just used to make things worse."

"Time is just a construct that keeps everything from happening at once."