Jane Lane

"I'm not being cynical, I'm being realistic."

"Change is the only constant, which is why I resist it."

"Love is just a chemical imbalance in the brain."

"Success means different things to different people. To me, it means avoiding people."

"The purpose of life is to avoid boredom at all costs."

"I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm."

"Family is just people you're stuck with."

"Art is the only honest thing in this dishonest world."

"I don't do inspirational speeches. They make me nauseous."

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts, so I prefer ignorance."

"Time is just a social construct designed to keep us on schedule."

"Dreams are what happen when your brain gives up."

"I'm not unfriendly, I'm just selectively social."

"Beauty is overrated. Talent is overrated. Everything is overrated."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Music is the only thing that makes sense in this senseless world."

"I draw because it's cheaper than therapy."

"Courage is just stupidity on a grander scale."

"I'm not afraid of anything. Fear requires caring."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is kind of neat."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy decent art supplies."

"Technology is just making us more stupid faster."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."

"Philosophy is for people with too much time on their hands."

"Literature is the only thing worth reading."

"Politics is a waste of time and oxygen."

"Motivation is for people without talent."

"Inspiration usually comes at the worst possible times."

"Relationships are just another word for complications."

"Solitude is underrated and misunderstood."