"Even though I'm usually not doing well."Truth
"I think I'm finally starting to understand things."Education
"Only took me forty years."Humor
"I don't need to be the best at anything."Peace
"Just good enough, I guess."
"And that's enough for me."Gratitude
"Most days."Humor
"I've never been anybody's first choice."
"But I'm okay with that now."Peace
"Sort of."Humor
"Life's funny that way."Philosophy
"Not in a good way, usually."Humor
"But you keep going anyway."Perseverance
"Because what else are you going to do?"Wisdom
"Give up?"Humor
"I've definitely considered it."Truth
"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"Humor
"Everything I do is the best thing I've ever done."
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm confident about it."Courage
"Why would anyone ever eat anything other than breakfast food?"Humor
"Treat yo' self."Happiness
"I'm never going to emotionally recover from this."Humor
"That's what I appreciate about you."Friendship
"Sometimes the simplest answer is the best one."Wisdom
"I have complete faith in you."Faith
"You can't just create money out of thin air."Money
"I believe in second chances."Hope
"Hard work is the key to success."Success
"I may have made a tactical error."Humor
"The only way to move forward is to learn from mistakes."Education