Jerry Gergich

"Life is what you make of it, I guess."

"You know what? I'm just going to smile and nod from now on."

"I've never been good at anything, but I've always shown up."

"Sometimes you just have to believe in yourself."

"I'd rather not talk about it."

"Is it too late to change my entire life?"

"I think I'm allergic to everything."

"Why do I keep making the same mistakes?"

"People seem to like it when you remember their names."

"I have a great idea that will definitely backfire."

"Work hard, do your best, and hope people like you."

"I'm not great with technology, but I'm trying."

"That's the most Pawnee thing I've ever heard."

"I love my wife, even though she's terrifying."

"Everything is terrible, and I accept it."

"Maybe I should just live in the woods."

"I've learned that people are basically good."

"Why can't anything ever be simple?"

"I think I'm getting better at this job."

"Nobody's ever believed in me before."

"I'm going to try to be more positive."

"How is this my life?"

"I appreciate people who are honest with me."

"Maybe tomorrow will be better."

"I'm not smart enough for this job."

"But I'm still here, trying."

"I've never been the guy people root for."

"You just have to keep moving forward."

"I wish I was better at talking to people."

"This is probably going to go badly."