"I love being pregnant."Life
"Everything I have I owe to this job."Gratitude
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what I like."
"I have two loves in this world: my family and paper."Family
"Lazy screwheads."Humor
"I'm okay with being the guy everyone makes fun of."Peace
"Oscar, I'm sorry. I misspelled your name on the gift bag."Kindness
"I have a dream that one day all people will be treated equally."Justice
"I'm not a women's advocate."Truth
"Why are you the way that you are?"Humor
"I'm not superstitious, but I believe in a lot of things."Faith
"This is the best day of my life."Happiness
"I think the saddest thing about a person is they don't remember to remember."
"I'm more of a visual learner."Education
"I wanted to make sure we were inclusive of everyone."Kindness
"I'm not racist. I have no problems with the races. I don't watch them very often."Humor
"I don't write things down so I can remember them later. I do it so I can remember them now."Knowledge
"Dwight, you ignorant slut."Humor
"I'm not a liar. I just have poor memory."Truth
"The most sacred thing is trust."Relationships
"I've never been afraid of anything in my entire life."Courage
"I don't want to brag, but I've been voted Best Friend three years running."Friendship
"I try to see the good in everyone."Kindness
"I wouldn't go back. I don't have the energy."
"Business ethics - that's what I'm all about."Work
"Sometimes you just have to eat your feelings."Humor
"I believe in equality for everyone. Even aliens."Justice
"You know what they call a Whopper in France?"Knowledge
"I like to keep my life simple."
"I'm a breast man. I'm all about friendship."Humor