Kevin Malone

"Two people telling the truth is always good."

"I consider myself a friend to all animals and the environment."

"I'm going to become a stripper."

"Marriage is just a piece of paper, but so is money."

"I want to be remembered for my smile."

"Snip snap snip snap. You'll get your information."

"I think I deserve a happy life."

"I've made a lot of stupid decisions in my life."

"I'm going to go live in the mountains and find myself."

"I don't want to sound racist, but that's usually the start of a racist sentence."

"I love this company and I love the people in it."

"I think dogs are the best people."

"You can't just quit responsibility."

"I'm not good at abstract thinking."

"I believe in the people around me."

"Silence is golden, but my mouth is platinum."

"I try to live by a code of honor."

"I don't want to sound dumb, but what's a haiku?"

"I love my wife and my job in equal measure."

"The problem is I'm too open about my feelings."

"I think everybody deserves to be happy."

"I'm going to start a business and become very rich."

"I don't understand metaphors."

"I always try to do the right thing."

"I believe in second chances."

"I'm not superstitious. I'm very spiritual though."

"I want to grow old with someone."

"Everything happens for a reason."

"I think laughter is the best medicine."

"I'm a lover, not a fighter."