Kevin Malone

"I believe that peace is more important than power."

"I've learned that the most important thing is to be grateful for what you have."

"I'm not very good at making decisions, so I just go with my gut."

"I believe that everyone deserves respect, regardless of who they are."

"I've learned that it's important to laugh at yourself."

"I think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"I'm grateful for every day I get to spend with the people I love."

"I believe that it's never too late to change your life."

"I've learned that the best things in life come when you least expect them."

"I'm not perfect, but I'm perfectly fine with that."

"I believe that everyone has a purpose in life."

"I've learned that it's important to be kind to others, even when they're not kind to you."

"I think that the most powerful thing in the world is love."

"I'm grateful for my mistakes because they've made me who I am."

"I believe that life is an adventure, and we should make the most of it."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"That's what she said."

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"I've always wanted to go to Sandals Jamaica."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"I'm not a paper salesman. I'm a friend first, salesman second, and probably an entertainer third."

"The secret's out: I'm not very good at my job."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors."

"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' and it wasn't even good."