Lina Lamont

"I've mastered the art of getting what I want."

"Success tastes sweeter when others are jealous of you."

"Why be kind when being fabulous is so much more fun?"

"I am a work of art that talks."

"Love is just a word people use when they want something."

"My career is my life, my life is my career."

"Authenticity is for people without style."

"I deserve admiration simply for existing."

"Change is only acceptable if it makes me look better."

"Happiness is a standing ovation."

"I've learned that the truth is whatever I say it is."

"My ambition is as beautiful as I am."

"Fortune favors the fabulous, darling."

"I don't need friends; I need admirers."

"The world would be a sadder place without my presence."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."

"My voice is as beautiful as the rest of me."

"Patience is for people waiting for their big break."

"I've turned selfishness into an art form."

"Every day is a chance to be fabulous."

"I am the measure by which all others are judged."

"My legacy will be my incomparable beauty."

"I don't make mistakes; I make headlines."

"The spotlight was created for people like me."

"I am a triumph of style over substance."

"Envy is just admiration with attitude."

"I've never been wrong, and I never will be."

"My dreams are guaranteed because I dream them."

"The world is my stage, and everyone else is supporting cast."

"I am living proof that looks really do matter."