Lina Lamont

"The camera is my canvas, and I am the masterpiece."

"I am the star, and the universe revolves around me."

"My life is a testament to the power of glamour."

"I am unforgettable by design."

"Success is my birthright and my burden."

"I'm a star, and stars have to shine brightly all the time."

"Don't you dare tell anyone about this. My reputation is everything."

"Love? I wouldn't know love if it hit me in the face."

"I'm not just beautiful, I'm talented too, and don't you forget it."

"Everyone wants to be near me because I'm fabulous."

"The world revolves around Lina Lamont."

"I don't need friends when I have admirers."

"My voice is as beautiful as my face."

"Success isn't luck—it's divine providence."

"I deserve everything good that comes to me."

"Other actresses? They're merely pale imitations."

"Money follows beauty like a shadow."

"My name in lights is the only truth I need."

"A woman should always have the last word."

"I'm not just an actress, I'm an institution."

"Love is for people who aren't stars."

"I could never be wrong about anything."

"Beauty fades, but my fame never will."

"I make my own rules in this town."

"People should be grateful to look upon my face."

"Intelligence is overrated compared to glamour."

"I'm not afraid of anyone or anything."

"Change is for people who aren't perfect."

"My dreams have all come true because I'm extraordinary."

"Why would I need education when I have talent?"