Lina Lamont

"I never forgive, and I never forget."

"Art is whatever I decide it is."

"History will remember me as the greatest."

"I'm not being vain, I'm being accurate."

"Imagination is for people without my kind of reality."

"I don't have weaknesses, only strengths."

"Peace comes when everyone agrees I'm wonderful."

"My health is as perfect as everything else about me."

"Adventure is what happens to ordinary people."

"Technology exists to make me look even better."

"I'm not motivated by need—I'm driven by destiny."

"Life is a stage, and I'm the only star on it."

"Some people are born great; I was."

"Solitude with me is better than company with anyone else."

"I'm the standard by which all beauty is measured."

"Philosophy is just people trying to be as wise as I am naturally."

"Death would never dare touch someone like me."

"I persevere by simply being myself."

"Grateful? I'm too wonderful to be grateful."

"My creativity is unmatched in the entire industry."

"Justice is whatever favors Lina Lamont."

"I've never known fear, only adoration."

"Power looks best on someone like me."

"Money is just a number for people like me."

"Hope? I don't need hope when I have certainty."

"Literature tries to capture what I live every day."

"Politics should revolve around protecting my interests."

"War would end if everyone would just listen to me."

"I don't work for applause; I work for destiny."

"My voice could make anyone fall in love with me."