Liz Lemon

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable."

"Freedom means being able to make your own choices, mistakes and all."

"Peace is hard to find, but it's worth the search."

"Nature has a way of reminding you that you're not that important."

"I'm creative when I'm under pressure, which is basically always."

"Justice is blind, but I'm not, and I see you being unfair."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm working on it."

"Kindness is free, but it's often the most expensive thing to give."

"Strength isn't about physical power; it's about mental resilience."

"Fear is just a feeling; it doesn't have to control you."

"Power is overrated when you're just trying to survive."

"Money is important, but it's not everything."

"Health is the one thing you can't get back once it's gone."

"Adventure is anywhere if you're brave enough to look for it."

"Imagination is the only limit to what you can become."

"Technology is changing us faster than we can understand."

"History teaches us that we never learn from history."

"Philosophy is just life with a think-tank budget."

"I'm grateful for every moment that doesn't go completely wrong."

"I want to go to there."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm not a real person. I'm a neural net processor. A learning computer."

"Every woman is insane, but only once a month."

"I love you. And I'm going to be here for you no matter what happens."

"You know what? I'm just going to do what I want and not worry about what anyone else thinks."

"The fact that there are rules at all is insane. We live in a society."

"I'm going to have it all - or at least most of it."

"Blerg! What does that even mean?"

"Sometimes you just have to trust that things will work out."

"I'm smarter than I look, and I work harder than I talk."