Liz Lemon

"Justice isn't always served cold; sometimes it's served with sarcasm."

"I've learned that peace comes from accepting what you can't change."

"Nature is beautiful, but air conditioning is better."

"Art is the only thing that makes sense when nothing else does."

"Science proves that I was right about most things."

"Music has the power to transport you to a different time and place."

"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself."

"Death is just another thing to worry about."

"Motivation is a myth; discipline is what matters."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it, usually at 3 AM."

"Relationships require work, honesty, and a lot of compromise."

"Sometimes solitude is what you need to find yourself."

"I'm motivated by fear of failure more than desire for success."

"The best relationships are the ones where you can be completely yourself."

"I've learned that vulnerability is actually a strength."

"Health is wealth, but pizza is also wealth."

"I'm allergic to people who take themselves too seriously."

"The future belongs to those who believe in themselves."

"I'm a walking contradiction, and I'm okay with that."

"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."

"I appreciate literature because it validates my existence."

"Politics is just high school with better outfits."

"War is terrible, but sometimes standing up for yourself is necessary."

"I'm not perfect, and admitting that is the most honest thing I can do."

"The key to being happy is lowering your expectations."

"I've learned that people are more important than accomplishments."

"Change is terrifying, but staying the same is worse."

"I'm brave enough to admit when I'm wrong, eventually."

"Education is important, but life experience is the real teacher."

"Time heals all wounds, except for Twitter mentions."