Liz Lemon

"Being a woman is like being in the mafia. Once you're in, you're in."

"I don't want to be a career woman. I want to be a person."

"You have to do what makes you happy, not what makes other people happy."

"I'm going to live in the moment, for once in my life."

"The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to make your own doctor's appointments."

"I deserve better than this."

"Why do I always make things so complicated?"

"I'm not going to apologize for who I am."

"Work is a place where you go when you don't want to be home."

"I don't believe in soulmates. I believe in finding someone you can tolerate."

"Getting older is not for the faint of heart."

"I just want someone to love me for me."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just let it go."

"I'm a businesswoman, dammit."

"Food is my best friend."

"I would rather be at home watching TV."

"You can't make everyone happy. You can only make yourself happy."

"Life is too short to waste time on bad people."

"I'm a feminist, and I'm proud of it."

"Sometimes you have to take risks to get what you want."

"I don't know what I'm doing half the time."

"Good communication is the key to any relationship."

"I'm going to stop being so hard on myself."

"That's what friendship is all about - being there for each other."

"I need to focus on my career right now."

"Why are men so complicated?"

"I'm not going to settle for less than I deserve."

"Life is not about what you have, it's about who you have."

"I'm trying to be a better person every day."

"Nothing is more important than your family."