Liz Lemon

"I want to be the hero of my own story."

"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."

"I need to stop looking for a man and start looking for myself."

"Everything is terrible and I'm okay with that."

"I deserve better, even if I don't always believe it."

"I'm going to try to be hopeful about this."

"That's what growing up is. Making the hard choices."

"I want to go to there."

"That's what I do. I drink coffee and I know things."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Why do you have to be so mean? I'm just trying to do my job and make you laugh."

"I don't want to be negative, but I think everything is terrible and we're all going to die."

"You can't fake chemistry, but you can fake competence."

"I'm going to start a new life as a beekeeper in rural Vermont."

"Sometimes you have to create your own opportunities."

"I'm ovulating!"

"That's not a real thing. That's just something men made up to keep us docile."

"I'm smart. I made it through Bryn Mawr in three and a half years."

"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you win."

"I miss you and want to make out with your face."

"The only way to do it is to not overthink it."

"I would say I'm more of a sit and wait type of person."

"Every woman has a story. And every story is sad."

"I'm dealing with a lot of emotional trauma."

"You can't keep pretending everything is fine when it's not."

"I'm basically a genius."

"We should be friends forever."

"My mother taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, you should say nothing at all."

"I'm not a serial killer, but I understand the appeal."

"Working in television is basically working in a corn field."