Liz Lemon

"Can someone just tell me I'm doing okay?"

"I want to be taken seriously, but also I want to eat cupcakes at 2am."

"Real love should make you want to be a better person, not make you want to eat."

"I'm the problem. I'm always the problem."

"Work is where I feel valuable."

"I should have more respect for myself."

"You can't protect people from themselves."

"I'm going to be honest about who I am and what I want."

"Nothing good happens after 2am."

"I think we're having a moment."

"I'm better at my job when I'm miserable."

"Life is long. Treat yourself well."

"I don't understand how people make decisions."

"I want to dance with abandon but I also want to plan my outfit carefully."

"Some people are born leaders. I'm born confused."

"I'm going to stop questioning everything and just live."

"Love is not supposed to be this complicated."

"I miss when things were simple."

"I'm not good at relationships, but I keep trying."

"Every person I've been in love with has hurt me in some way."

"I think I'm finally growing up."

"The problem with me is that I don't believe I deserve good things."

"I want to be happy. Is that too much to ask?"

"I'm going to stop sabotaging myself."

"Real love doesn't hurt. So this probably isn't real love."

"I've become the person I swore I'd never become."

"I want a life partner, not a life sentence."

"I think my brain is broken."

"I'm not good at being a girlfriend."

"I hate confrontation so I just never say anything."