Liz Lemon

"A writer and a network executive fall in love. It doesn't work."

"I'm tired of pretending I don't know what's going on."

"Everyone at Liz Lemon's funeral is gonna have loved her."

"I just want to be left alone with my cheese fries."

"I'm not cool and I don't understand fashion. Why is this surprising?"

"You can learn everything you need to know about a person by how they treat service industry workers."

"I'm never going to get married."

"Success is so boring when you're alone."

"I thought we were in love, but it turns out we were just bored."

"What am I doing with my life?"

"I should probably get therapy."

"I'm going to change and become a new person."

"Why do I always end up with the same kind of man?"

"I need to lower my standards immediately."

"That's why I don't have friends. This is why I don't have friends."

"I'm getting too old for this."

"Sometimes the smallest changes can mean the most."

"I don't know how to be a woman anymore."

"Whatever happens, we'll be okay because we have each other."

"I want Jack Donaghy to think I'm funny."

"I'm socially awkward and I've made peace with it."

"I fake being confident. Fake it till you make it, right?"

"I don't want to talk about my feelings in public."

"That's not a real job, but I respect the hustle."

"I'm going to live alone with my cats and my sandwich collection."

"I've done too much today. I'm emotionally exhausted."

"I'm a successful woman. I'm also single. Those things can coexist."

"Why are grown men so dumb?"

"I love television and it has ruined me."

"I need to make better life choices."