Lucille Bluth

"You're a bad mother. A bad, bad mother."

"I'm the only one who understands what's really going on."

"That's disgusting. On so many levels."

"Just because you're sad doesn't mean you get to give up."

"I've seen worse than this and I'm still here."

"Nobody likes a quitter."

"You're being very sensitive about this."

"I don't believe in second chances. I believe in first impressions."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Well, until tomorrow."

"Some people are just built different."

"I'm too old to care what anyone thinks."

"You'll figure it out or you won't. Either way, I'm having a drink."

"The best revenge is success. And a good martini."

"That's what I appreciate about you. Absolutely nothing."

"Life's too short to spend it with stupid people."

"I've been around the block. Many blocks. I've covered a lot of ground."

"You're not smart. You're not pretty. What exactly is your value?"

"I'm not being judgmental, I'm being observant."

"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion."

"I don't have the energy for this right now."

"You're lucky I love you. Actually, that's not luck. That's a curse."

"Every generation thinks the previous one was better."

"I've seen what desperation does to people."

"That's not a philosophy, that's just laziness."

"The world doesn't owe you anything."

"I'm not angry, I'm disappointed. Which is worse."