Lucille Bluth

"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with your work."

"You're my third least favorite child."

"Suddenly she's a Buster."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"It walked so I could run."

"You don't have to be smart to be successful."

"I've made my choices and I can work with jewelry."

"There's no point in being bitter if you can't make some use of it."

"I'm rich, I'm not made of money."

"The only thing I asked for in the divorce was the house and the rest of his life."

"I've started to think about my legacy. What I'm leaving behind."

"You can't just show up and expect to move back in. Well, you can. And you did."

"I'd rather not have a child than have to wear one."

"I love my family and I have no regrets. I do regret trying to read."

"If I wanted to spend my day arguing with someone, I'd call your father."

"There's nothing I love more than the sound of my own voice."

"I'll kill you all."

"As your mother, I have certain responsibilities."

"I'm not sick. I'm just not well."

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"That takes guts. Or no brains."

"I don't have time for this."

"You know, I'd like to believe that's the worst thing I've ever heard."

"I'm not going anywhere and neither are you."

"I've made a huge mistake. Actually, many mistakes. But that one was huge."

"You come by it honestly."

"I'm like a black widow, but with more jewelry."

"It's not stupidity, it's desperation."

"I need a vodka martini. Actually, just bring me the bottle."

"The alcohol is for closers."