Lucille Bluth

"I'm not interested in your excuses."

"Life goes on."

"You're wasting my time."

"I didn't ask for this."

"Someone has to be the adult."

"I'm done with you."

"You brought this on yourself."

"That's life. Get used to it."

"I don't have time for this nonsense."

"You're worse than your father."

"I've dealt with worse."

"Just remember one thing: I'm always right."

"Nobody listens to me anyway."

"That's the way the world works."

"I don't need anyone's pity or their help."

"Your life is a mess."

"I've seen it all before."

"Don't come crying to me."

"That's all there is to it."

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run."

"As a woman, I find it very difficult to stand up and say, 'I don't want to work.'"

"Blah blah blah, something about a feelings."

"Stand your ground. Don't make excuses for the people around you."

"I don't care for Gob."

"Get rid of the seaward to the sea. It smells like low tide and self-respect."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Marry me."

"I'll leave when I'm good and ready."

"We'll see who brings in more money. Oh, that's you. By a lot."

"The chicken is dry. Just like my sense of humor and my vagina."