Lucille Bluth

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

"You're exactly like him."

"I expect better from you."

"That's just how it is."

"You're wasting your potential."

"I've seen it all before."

"That won't work here."

"You're on your own now."

"I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will."

"As a former air force officer, I have a keen sense of military strategy and tactics."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"Buster, take a letter. Dear Whoever."

"I'm going to get my teeth cleaned. Then I'm going to get my car serviced."

"You're a handful, and that's putting it mildly."

"I have a feeling I've been very generous in the past and I can afford to be less than forthcoming now."

"George, you're killing me with that tie. What are you trying to do, be brave?"

"I'm looking for something that says 'I'm a wealthy widow whose husband left her a fortune.'"

"That's what I love about these high school girls—I get older, they stay the same age."

"I need a strong man right now, not a frightened boy."

"You know what? I have no idea what you're saying. But it sounds made up."

"There's no such thing as a free lunch, and there's no such thing as free love."

"I think it's best if we don't speak for a while. About a year."

"The fact that you didn't know that tells me everything I need to know about you."

"I'm not to be disturbed while I'm reading my wine list."

"Get me a vodka rocks. And not the well stuff."

"I've made a huge mistake. And no, it's not you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy silence."

"I'm going to go have a cup of coffee and then I'll think about it."

"You know what I don't understand? The appeal of family bonding."

"I need a drink. And possibly a gun."