Lucy van Pelt

"I don't have inferiority complex, I have an inferiority reality."

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"The secret to happiness is a good psychiatrist... and five cents."

"I love mankind... it's people I can't stand."

"Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing."

"My stomach hurts. I think I'm in love."

"You're a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but you're a good blockhead."

"I'm not crabby, I'm just selective about my associates."

"The world is full of people who are looking for an easy answer. But there is no easy answer."

"I have learned that there is one word that will wipe out years of therapy."

"Rats! I missed my cue."

"You owe me. My fee is five cents, and that's a bargain."

"Life is full of surprises, but never when you want them."

"I'm not depressed, I'm just realistic."

"If you hold your feelings inside, you'll go crazy."

"The only time I open my mouth is to change feet."

"I think we're all stupid sometimes. Some of us are just stupid more often than others."

"Fifty-one percent of the people in the world are women. That means we're the majority."

"I'm a lover, not a fighter. Although I've been known to fight for my lover."

"Try to keep a secret with Charlie Brown around, and the whole world knows it."

"The problem with you is that you're always trying to be somebody you're not."

"I have a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time."

"You know what? I don't care."

"Success means never having to say you're sorry."

"My stomach hurts. I think I'm writing something."

"I inherited my mother's temperament... and my father's financial irresponsibility."

"I'm not crying because of you. I'm crying because of me."

"Stupidity is the only universal capital."

"I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time."

"Genteel poverty has a certain charm to it."