"I love you, but I'll never like you."
Relationships
"That's what you think, blockhead."
Humor
"I knew you'd mess it up, Charlie Brown. You always do."
Relationships
"The world is full of people who don't understand their own potential."
Motivation
"I have to get home and read up on my medical journals."
Knowledge
"You're hopeless, Charlie Brown, absolutely hopeless."
Courage
"Five cents, please. That's the price of my wisdom and understanding."
Money
"I'm not interested in what you think. I'm interested in what I think."
Power
"I've never been able to understand why people are so interested in each other."
Solitude
"Pain and sorrow follow me wherever I go."
Perseverance
"I've decided to become a more sympathetic person... but not right now."
Kindness
"Why do you tell me I have to be nice? That's not fair!"
Justice
"The only way to solve a problem is to face it head on."
Courage
"I don't believe in the Easter Bunny, I don't believe in Santa Claus, and I don't believe in you."
Truth
"My stomach's been hurting all day. I think I have school-itis."
Humor
"I wish I could be happy with who I am."
"Life is a mystery. I don't understand anything."
Wisdom
"You think you know everything, but you don't know anything."
"I need something to worry about. Everything's going too well."
"I have all the answers; the problem is nobody asks me the right questions."
Knowledge
"The world owes me something because I'm here."
"I'm not being bossy, I'm being directive."
Leadership
"You block-head! You're the cause of all the problems in the world!"
"I think I need to see my doctor. My stomach hurts."
Health
"Try to have a little faith in me, will you?"
Faith
"I don't make mistakes, I have learning experiences."
"Maybe I'm the only sane person around here."
"You'd better straighten up and fly right, or you'll be sorry."
"People are so strange. Why do they say things they don't mean?"
"I can't understand why nobody likes me. I'm so nice!"