Lucy van Pelt

"I've learned that the only person you can really trust is yourself."

"This has been a terrible day, and it's your fault."

"I'm not greedy, I just know what I'm worth."

"The best day of my life was the day I didn't have to see your face."

"I've decided that life is not worth the trouble."

"The doctor is in, and that will be five cents."

"I have a new philosophy: I only dread one day at a time."

"You're a blockhead, Charlie Brown."

"Life is like a deck chair - if you don't put it up yourself, someone else will."

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."

"Rats! I can't believe how dumb that was."

"You know what your trouble is? You're you!"

"I'm not insensitive, I just have a strong sense of reality."

"You blockheads give me a royal pain."

"Happiness is a warm blanket."

"I think I have a psychological problem."

"Nobody likes me... everybody hates me... I think I'll go eat worms."

"Stop your sniveling!"

"That will be five cents, please."

"Good grief, what a mess!"

"I've finally figured it all out - if you want to be happy, don't be poor."

"You're a crab, Charlie Brown."

"Wouldn't it be nice if everyone in the world had a crabby disposition?"

"I'm not a quitter - I'm just emotionally fragile."

"You know what your real problem is? You think too much."

"It's not a lie if you believe it when you say it."

"I deserve better treatment than this."

"You're a foul ball in the line drive of life, Charlie Brown."

"I'm not being difficult, I'm being honest."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."