Lucy van Pelt

"I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest."

"You know what you really need? Confidence."

"Stop your whining and do something about it."

"That will be five cents for the session plus tax."

"I've finally achieved my life's ambition - I'm completely alone."

"You're too sensitive about everything."

"That's absolutely ridiculous and you know it."

"I don't suffer from grief - I just choose to express it loudly."

"You know what your problem is? Lack of character."

"That's the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed."

"I'm not rude, I'm just refreshingly frank."

"You're a total blockhead, Charlie Brown."

"That's the worst idea since sliced bread."

"I deserve recognition for my superior intellect."

"You need to believe in yourself more."

"That's nonsense and you know it."

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself."

"I have a suggestion: grow up."

"Your stupidity is breathtaking."

"That's the lamest excuse ever."

"You know what? You're impossible."

"I'm simply pointing out obvious facts."

"That's pathetic, even for someone like you."

"You're your own worst problem."

"I don't have time for nonsense."

"That's the dumbest reasoning I've heard all week."

"You need a reality check, blockhead."

"I'm not criticizing, I'm analyzing."

"That's completely irrational."

"You're hopeless, absolutely hopeless."