Lucy van Pelt

"I have a right to my feelings, and I feel terrible."

"Five cents for my services and a friendly insult to boot."

"You know what you need? A better attitude."

"I'm perfectly content being miserable."

"Your problem is that you're too wishy-washy."

"I have superior intellect and charm."

"Stop being such a wishy-washy nincompoop."

"That's the way the ball bounces."

"You're the most annoying person I know."

"I demand a full refund."

"You know your trouble? You're too nice."

"Psychiatric help is available, five cents please."

"I can't help it - I'm just this way."

"That's the most absurd thing ever."

"You know what you need? Therapy. Lucky for you, I'm available."

"I'm immune to happiness."

"That's a stupid idea, Charlie Brown."

"I think I'll go home and cry."

"You blockheads are driving me crazy."

"Nice try, but your reasoning is flawed."

"I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic."

"That's pathetic, even for you."

"You know what your real trouble is? Everything."

"I don't care what anyone thinks of me."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"You're your own worst enemy, Charlie Brown."

"I'm simply being honest about your shortcomings."

"Rats! This is the worst day of my life."

"You need to get a spine, blockhead."

"That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard."