Lucy van Pelt

"The principal called me in his office today, and it wasn't even my fault!"

"I've been thinking about my future, and I plan to have a very good one."

"Your problem is that you're too sensitive, Charlie Brown."

"I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic."

"You're not very bright, are you?"

"I've learned to expect the worst, and that way I'm never disappointed."

"I don't think that's fair. Do you?"

"Why does everything happen to me? What did I ever do?"

"I'm going to be a doctor when I grow up. I'll charge a lot of money."

"You're such a disappointment, Charlie Brown."

"I really don't care what you think about me."

"Life is full of ups and downs, and mostly downs."

"I can do anything if I want to badly enough."

"My therapist says I need to learn to accept my feelings."

"I hate living in this world sometimes."

"You'll never amount to anything, Charlie Brown."

"I have to go home and work on my existential philosophy."

"Everything I say is right, even when it's wrong."

"I don't believe in Santa Claus. I believe in me."

"My doctor says I need more patience, but I don't have time for that."

"I've decided to stop worrying about things I can't control."

"You know what your problem is? You're too nice."

"I think I deserve better treatment than this!"

"Life is unfair, especially to me."

"I only believe in what I can see, and right now I'm looking at you."

"My mother says I have a good head on my shoulders."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy."

"Five cents for your thoughts, and I'll tell you what I think of them."

"I think I should be running this world by now."

"You're hopeless. Have I told you that lately?"