Lutz

"Gratitude gets you nowhere, but thankfully, I'm already here."

"Creativity is just connecting dots while pretending it's original."

"Justice is whatever conclusion hurts my competition."

"Patience is for people who don't know what they want yet."

"Kindness is nice, but not if it cuts into your profit margin."

"Strength isn't about muscles, it's about not caring what people think."

"Fear is just excitement without the marketing."

"Power is the ability to make other people do what you want."

"Money isn't everything, but it's in the top five."

"Health is a state of mind - mind over body parts."

"Adventure is just poor planning with interesting results."

"Imagination is what adults use to excuse poor decision-making."

"Technology is a good servant but a terrible master."

"History teaches us nothing because we're too busy repeating it."

"Philosophy is just thinking without having to do anything."

"Literature teaches you about life from the safety of your couch."

"Politics proves that anyone can lie if they're confident enough."

"War is young people getting killed for old people's pride."

"Motivation is a myth invented by people who don't understand laziness."

"I'm not a man, I'm a force of nature."

"Success is about knowing what you want and taking it."

"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"The key to happiness is accepting what you cannot change."

"I've learned that wisdom comes from experience, mostly bad ones."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain, nothing more."

"Friendship is earned, not given. Make people work for it."

"Family will always disappoint you, but they're still family."

"Hope is for people who haven't faced reality yet."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's ignoring it."

"Change is inevitable. Adapt or get left behind."