Malory Archer

"I don't think you get to use the word 'we' here."

"Well, that's not going to help with the drinking."

"Sterling, you're being very immature about this."

"Nobody's gonna believe that."

"I'm serious, that's what he said."

"For God's sake, what is happening?"

"Why would you even say that?"

"I don't understand why that's so complicated."

"Are you out of your mind?"

"This is exactly why I drink."

"You know what? I'm leaving."

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you."

"That's what I'm talking about."

"Honestly, that's just sad."

"I am not a babysitter."

"You're an idiot."

"Did I say that out loud?"

"What do you want from me?"

"I've had enough of this nonsense."

"Get me another drink."

"You're making this harder than it needs to be."

"I don't care what you think."

"That's not even remotely funny."

"Sterling, listen to me."

"Why would you do that?"

"I'm too old for this."

"You're impossible."

"That makes no sense whatsoever."

"I said what I said."

"You're going to get yourself killed."