Master Shake

"Nobody wants to talk about death, but it's coming for us all."

"Keep pushing forward, even when you're tired."

"Be grateful for what you got, even if it ain't much."

"Creativity is just making stuff up as you go along."

"Justice is when the other guy loses and you win."

"I'm not patient, but I fake it real good."

"Be kind to people, unless they're in your way."

"Strength comes from within, and also from eating a lot."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body, or so they say."

"Power is the ability to get what you want when you want it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Health is wealth, but I prefer actual wealth."

"Adventure is out there, and I'm not interested."

"Imagination is the only thing keeping me sane."

"Technology is cool until it messes something up."

"History repeats itself, especially my mistakes."

"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff really hard."

"Books are boring unless they're about money or food."

"Politics is a dirty game, but someone's gotta play it."

"War sucks, peace is better, but action is best."

"You gotta stay motivated, even when things are rough."

"Inspiration comes from the weirdest places sometimes."

"Relationships are hard work, which is why I avoid them."

"Sometimes solitude is the best company you can have."

"Life is what you make it, so make it good."

"Love is complicated, but meat is simple."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut your mouth."

"Happiness is a full belly and good company."

"You can't buy success, you gotta earn it somehow."

"Friends are the family you choose, unfortunately."