Master Shake

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. There's a difference."

"Look, all I'm saying is that money makes the world go 'round, and I need more of it."

"You can't just give up on life because things get weird."

"I'm the leader here, and leaders make the tough calls."

"Friendship is about being there for your boys, no matter what."

"A man's gotta eat. That's just science."

"Sometimes you gotta fake it till you make it, baby."

"The truth is, I don't really know what I'm doing half the time."

"Work smarter, not harder. Or don't work at all."

"Love is when someone puts up with your nonsense."

"I've learned that the best dreams are the ones where free stuff happens."

"Change is just another word for things getting worse."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"You gotta have courage to do the things I do on a daily basis."

"Hope is what keeps you going when everything's falling apart."

"Success is making it through the day without Frylock yelling at you."

"Education? I got my degree from the school of hard knocks."

"Knowledge is power, and I've got plenty of both."

"Time waits for no man, so you better hustle."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want, whenever I want."

"Peace is just a moment before the chaos starts again."

"Nature's beautiful, but it's also trying to kill you."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, even if it's anger."

"Music is the soundtrack to my magnificent life."

"I don't know much about faith, but I believe in free food."

"Being a leader means making decisions nobody else wants to make."

"Work is just something that gets between me and my relaxation."

"I dream about winning the lottery every single day."

"You laugh so you don't cry, that's what I always say."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I behold it all."