Monty Python

"I came here for an argument, not abuse."

"Sometimes a man must stand up and speak truth to power."

"Have you considered the priesthood?"

"We're all doomed! Absolutely doomed!"

"This is madness!"

"Life is what you make of it."

"You've got to learn to think for yourself."

"The answer to life, the universe, and everything."

"It's never too late to become who you want to be."

"Do something different today."

"Never underestimate the power of an unusual plan."

"You are what you eat, they say."

"Look at the birds, they don't worry about tomorrow."

"The truth will set you free, or confuse you utterly."

"Some people are born great, some achieve greatness, some have it thrust upon them."

"Consider the alternatives."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"I didn't come here to be insulted."

"That's just the way it is."

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and possibly killer rabbits."

"I fart in your general direction!"

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back."

"You're a remarkable fellow."

"It's not about winning, it's about the journey."

"Let's go somewhere else, this conversation is getting silly."

"Consider this a lesson in humility."

"The world needs more laughter and less seriousness."

"Come back and we can insult each other some more."

"What are you going to do about it?"